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Seduction of My First C*usin - Part 1

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All of my stories are based on events that I've actually lived. Some are totally true and others are true up to a point. It's your challenge to figure out where reality ends and fantasy begins! However, all stories are shared with one simple motivation, in hopes that you will find pleasure while reading them. With that being said…happy reading! So far, the summer had been long, hot and boring. At the time, I was 21 years old and living in the southern part of Colorado. Having moved away from my parents a year before, I wasn’t able to visit them very often. It was good to hear my mom’s… Read more

Posted by fuzzyt7 1 day ago 3 2,819 100%

Silkie/Sylvia on Orcas Island with Tom and Leo

TabooHumor

Later on that summer, I blew the drummer who played with my mom when she was singing. He was thirty, at least. Oh my god, Tom, I'm glad my mom never found out about that. I think she would have killed him, like shot in the face killed him. You have never met her, but mom has been playing and working in nightclubs since she was a teenager, she has a permit for a gun and carries one. She knows how to use it, too. I went to one of her shows, and she had to leave the club for something between sets and Cecil Faye, this gorgeous black man, her drummer, was supposed to to "babysit" me till she got b… Read more

Posted by BettyBStanky 2 days ago 395

Essay Erotic 9: Valentine 5 - Erica 1

FetishHumorTaboo

Erotic Essay 9 is Fifth in its Sub-series 'Valentine' - on occasion of recent V-Day 2020. Erotic Essay 9 is on Erica. My other Valentine 'flame of fame' from my real life in A'dam. Erotic Essay 9 tells I how meet her casually almost every Tuesday evening. A local bar. Erotic Essay 9 tells you her looks. Why I am attracted & fascinated by her inner beauties. Erotic Essay 9 relates our friendly social rituals so far. How I had missed her recently. Two weeks. Erotic Essay 9 relates how I use last Tuesday the occ… Read more

Posted by Poet-PETER 2 days ago 5 4,098 67%

The LAND Of GIANT WOMEN

HumorHardcore

Harry Reid often had strange dreams likely brought on by some of his fast food dinners. One recurring one was that he was a test pilot whose jet develops engine trouble so he has to eject before the aircraft crashes. It all seems so strange as the parachute brings him down gently onto gently rolling fields of hay and sleepy cattle and sheep. He hides the parachute not knowing what to expect for a reception as he tried his best to pilot the stricken machine away from any housing areas. He seemed to have walked for hours under the blazing hot sun yet he,d not seen another human only cattle and s… Read more

Posted by expatriate 3 days ago 505 50%

Nonno Joe and Sylvia at the 20th birthday party!

Group SexHardcoreHumor

Before too long, I was in the middle of the room, on the Persian rug, on my back, my ass bare, my legs wide open. Wanda had her face in my puss, and I liked that. I had my back arched a little so that I could push my pubes up into her face and her mouth, and Wanda was the kind of girl, like me, who had been eating pussy since she was about eight years old! Wanda knew what she was doing. Wanda did me so lovely, with lots of kisses and breast play. I didn't love her, but I loved the way she did what she did. I was looking at the door, upside down, as she took me through come number three. She wa… Read more

Posted by BettyBStanky 4 days ago 314

The Horny Bridesmaid

HardcoreHumor

This is a work of fiction that is intended to inspire erotic thoughts and entertain. I hope you enjoy. My college buddy Jim called me a couple months ago to announce his marriage and asked me to be one of his groomsmen. I had never really cared for that sort of thing but we were good friends and I thought I just as well help out. He described the wedding and it sounded like it was going to be a big deal. His bride was going to have 6 bridesmaids and she had selected groomsmen to match to each of the bridesmaids. Jim said,… Read more

Posted by lyinglarry 4 days ago 15 2,051 100%

Mommy's models

FetishHumorTaboo

MOMMY’S MODELS Part 1 I was lying on my bed a 17-year-old boy – practically au natural, looking at porn on my laptop and stroking my cock when Mommy knocked on the door – not waiting for an answer, she just pushed the door in. “Mommy WTF?” I asked stuffing my cock back in my boxers. “Oh honey sorry to disturb you but I needed to know if you still shave your body for the swim club” – that’s the excuse I gave her for shaving everything bare of hair, chest, pits, legs, cock, balls and ass – all smooth and shiny when oiled up. “Mommy why” I asked, “do you want to know?” “Well I can see your ch… Read more

Posted by erswank4 4 days ago 5 4,367 84%

The prude starts training.

BDSMHumor

Chapter 5. I don't think where Marjory got herself into on that moment.. I had lots of plans for her, plans she could not even imagine... While I fucked my gf, I was looking at Marjory. The once so prude woman was now French kissing my girlfriend. She pushed her cunt upwards, trying to get some relief.. I withdrew my cock from my girlfriend and jammed it into Marjory's hot, wet cunt. I could hear a muffled scream.. I jammed my cock in a few times and went back to my girlfriend's. They seemed to love this alternating. I loved it too... every few strokes I changed pussy.. Both pussy's were drip… Read more

Posted by NaughtyMe2 4 days ago 515 100%

Erotic Essay 7: Valentine 4 - Soon Shahaan

FetishHumorTaboo

EROTIC ESSAY #7 CAN BETTER BE VALENTINE 4 -- SOON SHAHAAN -- AS AN INVITATION EROTIC ESSAY #7 CAN BETTER BE VALENTINE 4 -- SOON SHAHAAN -- AS AN INVITATION. EROTIC ESSAY #7 CAN BETTER BE ABOUT MY LOVELY LITTLE LILAC CUTE CROCUSSES. EROTIC ESSAY #7 CAN BETTER BE ON BEAUTIFUL BLOSSOM & GREEN GARDEN GROWS. EROTIC ESSAY #7 CAN BETTER BE ON HOW INVITING IT IS: DO ENJOY SOME SUNSHINE! EROTIC & LOVE EXPRESSED BEST BY RED ROSES ACCORDING ALL SONGS & PROVERBS Erotic expression number one in our great green garden is the red rose big bush of 40 years. Erotic expression only one still… Read more

Posted by Poet-PETER 4 days ago 17 10,620 57%

Erotic Essay 6: Valentine 3 - Soon Spring

FetishHumorTaboo

EROTIC ESSAY #6 EMERGING: CONSISTS COMPLETELY OF OUR COMMENTS @ EROTIC ESSAY #5 Erotic Essay hopefully comes back to this Valentine sequels of our series soon. After less as a week? Erotic Essay hopefully be read soon by both nice neighbours of Professor Peter Poet at Tasmanstreet. Erotic Essay hopefully be getting all attention all those involved. But both lovely ladies should know! Erotic Essay hopefully he gets chance soon: To hand them the link to their lovely little story for three! EROTIC ESSAY #6 FOR FINE FRIENDLY FEMALE NICE NEIGHBOURS: MY MEHWASH & SHAHAAN Erotic Es… Read more

Posted by Poet-PETER 4 days ago 9 15,777 60%

Sylvia Fucks her mom/ Part One

TabooHardcoreHumor

'This thing between my mom and me happened before I turned sixteen. " "One of the things that I loved to do when I was five or six or seven was to sneak upstairs, listen for those lovemaking sounds my parents made. I think they must have fucked every night and sometimes during the day! I didn't know what the commotion they made meant, but I had had a few sex talks with mom. I thought there might be something like that going on. The thought I had at the time was that they "sounded so delicious." My mom was a woman who liked sex. I think she wanted to fuck my dad more than most women who have be… Read more

Posted by BettyBStanky 4 days ago 2 2,702 67%

Sylvia Needs to Move But Where?

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Introduction: Sylvia has been staying in the lavish 75th-floor penthouse of her older friend Gerald since her friend, pimp and lover Al Lombardi was murdered Gerald protected me and nurtured me through my time of confusion and grief. I had everything I needed at his place, but I couldn't leave. Gerald said mob guys were still trying to find me, and the 450,000 thousand dollars Al left for me. I loved Gerald. I loved his place and his two concert Steinways, but I knew that I couldn't stay with him forever. After two months, we began talking about where I was going to go next. "If you stay her… Read more

Posted by BettyBStanky 8 days ago 2 862 100%

Erotic Essay 5: Valentine 2 - Last Week

FetishHumorTaboo

EROTIC ESSAY AT VALENTINE DAY NUMBER TWO CONSTRASTS WITH FIRST: EROTIC ESSAY 4 EROTIC ESSAYS FOUR & FIVE ARE BOTH FOR AND ABOUT VALENTINE DAY: THEORY & PRAXIS EROTIC ESSAY 4 ELABORATES ON WOMEN RIGHTS HERE IN PRACTIS, AS COMPARED TO MEN EROTIC ESSAY 3 IS ON RIGHTS OF USERS HERE: AGAIN THEORY CONTRASTS PRAXIS BY 100% EROTIC ESSAY 5 TELLS A TRUE SHORT SWEET STORY, WHICH HAPPENED TO ME, LAST WEEK I get my first VALENTINE present exactly one week early. Quite a surprise. From my floor 2 neighbour. I am outside our common door. I smile while… Read more

Posted by Poet-PETER 8 days ago 11 30,652 60%

Semenals

Humor

Have you even heard of this phenomenon??? I sure hadn't, until last week, when my son Eric and daughter Bev told me about it, but, apparently, it's a growing activity in our high schools, both senior and junior. The word Semenal is based on "urinal." Now, gentlemen, what do we do with urinals? Piss in them, natch. But, when you think about it, we mostly piss ON their porcelain interiors, don't we? Well, substitute a schoolgirl's face for that porcelain, and you've got the concept! As Derek explained to me: What it is, dad, is that you gather in a classroom or other part of t… Read more

Posted by Steve_Sticksitin 8 days ago 1,203 40%

Erotic Essay 4: Valentine Every Day!

FetishHumorTaboo

EROTIC ESSAY 4: FEMALE MEMBERS HERE - HOW WORSE IS THEIR SEXUAL SITUATION? EROTIC ELABORATIONS ON HOW THE SITUATION IS FOR THE MINORITY OF NORMAL USERS EROTIC ELABORATIONS ON HOW THE SITUATION IS FOR A MINORITY AMONG THOSE ABOVE EROTIC ELABORATIONS ON HOW THE SITUATION IS FOR WOMEN HERE HARRASSED BY MEN EROTIC ELABORATIONS ON HOW THE SITUATION IS FOR SECOND MINORITY & WHAT TO DO? EROTIC ELABORATIONS IN TEN STEPS OF FACT & REASONING UNCOVER SOME SAD FACTS EVERY STEP WE TAKE SHOWS US HOW DEEP CONFLICTS OF INTEREST HERE @ XMAMSTER EVERYON… Read more

Posted by Poet-PETER 8 days ago 14 27,354 60%

A Twisted Transformation- Chapter 2

First TimeHumorVoyeur

I awoke the next morning, groaning. Blinking hard, I looked around to get my bearings. I remembered more of last night, at least, and thank Heavens for that! Van had seemed to be doing okay for himself, somehow making a new life out of a destroyed old one. Hearing the toilet flush, I stood up, and then stretched, my voice grunting at the flexion of my stiff muscles. I was becoming aware of my rock-solid morning wood as the bathroom door opened. “Oh, good… You haven’t made a mess on the floor…” Van offered sardonically with a shake of his head. “Listen, I know this is all new to you, but I sup… Read more

Posted by satinlvr_mwf 8 days ago 1 472 100%

Losing the cherry at Cherryville Lake Pt. 2

First TimeHumorHardcore

(All characters are make-believe. Continuation to Part 1 of Cherryville) On the other side of Lake Cherryville is where the Girl Scouts are making camp. There are approximately 20 girls ranging from 12-15. The most popular girls are Brandy, Amy, and Stacy. Brandy is the leader. She’s 14 blonde hair and blue eyes. Amy is 14 as well with green eyes and curly red hair. The youngest of the 3 is Stacy. She has grey eyes with brunette hair. The 3 girls always setting trends and all the other Girl Scouts are envious of them because of how much attention they get from the boys. For the Girl Scouts, t… Read more

Posted by masterdickerson 8 days ago 1,087 100%

Erotic Essay 3: Fetish Taboo

FetishHumorTaboo

EROTIC ESSAY 3: FETISHES - FINDING TABOOS & REASONS - HOW BAD IS THE SITUATION? EROTIC ELABORATIONS IN TEN STEPS OF FACT & REASONING UNCOVER SOME SAD FACTS EVERY STEP WE TAKE SHOWS US HOW DEEP CONFLICTS OF INTEREST HERE @ XMAMSTER EVERYONE EXPERIENCES THEM -- PEOPLE COMMUNICATE LESS & BLOCK 'AT FIRST SIGHT' EVERYONE HAS LEFT IS LEAVING IS IDLE -- ONLY FEW REAL PEOPLE STILL COMMUNICATE Erotic Elaboration 1: Exploring Legal Limits Encounters Set-backs & Limits - The Taboos on Here: Experience Encounter & Explore Limits I notice fast Tabooed Text gets by the Software C… Read more

Posted by Poet-PETER 9 days ago 7 28,193 80%

Summer of 93’ The After Party Part XI

First TimeHumorGroup Sex

Summer of 93’ The After Party Part XI We all came home to my house and the ladies all split up to go pee. I Showed Curtis the master bathroom, Curtis has been in my house but he never got the grand tour. I was very proud of the master bath, I worked with our builder to design it. It has a walk-in shower with six shower heads and a jacuzzi tub big enough to fit both me and Maggi. Curtis was pretty impressed, I was telling him all the different features when the three lovely ladies came in and said is it ready, we need to wash this pool water off. I fired up the shower, we all went in, it was… Read more

Posted by mrl1378 10 days ago 1 301 67%

Erotic Essay 2: Find Favourite Feature, Fetish

FetishHumorTaboo

EROTIC ESSAY 2: FOR FINDING FAVOURITE FEATURES & FETISHES OF READERS' CHOICES I FIND FINDING by SEARCH, Even I try find back certain Story, I Wrote Myself, NOT EASY Here. I FOUND FINDING a Single STORY, rare only one, with Unusual Feet FETISH Particularly HARD. I only remember HER NAME But Not Sure if I Use In that Story Lost From my Sight. She Tried. I APPLY ALL TRICKS & TIPS I know. She 'Dresses': 'Short Sexy Skirt' 'Net Nylons' 'High Heels'. I TAKE An HOUR @ Each SERIOUS SEARCH. TOOK ME THREE TO SUCCEED & And Send Her. I SUFFER SIMILAR SETBACKS SEARCHING for Certai… Read more

Posted by Poet-PETER 10 days ago 6 24,778 75%
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