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@b0ngwaterwizard

smallest white boy in the world........... gram cracker
(follows from @charlespng)
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shoezuki

My prof was like 'yeah there was this experiment where they like made a casino for rats with mini slot machines n everything and made those rats into gambling addicts it was so cool' n i looked up the article n hes the lead fucking researcher

I'll do you one better op, i was taking an american history class of the early 1990s to 2000s and upon our final, which only took two hours max (the class was 3) our professor said we could watch some americana stuff if we needed to wait for more finals in the building (i did). The classroom was a huge lecture hall with a projector. He puts on stuff about cryptids, which, that's a surprise but hey, nice light mood for a sobering look at what amounted to pre and post 9/11 america. And when the man on the video introduced the world expert on the jersey devil who do we see grinning at the camera, giant on the projector, but our professor. We turn to see him making the exact same face. We went wild.

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pissvortex

on the pride parade “boyfriend of bi girlfriend” float with the other guys we’re chopping it up and hanging out. we’re all standing on the float holding a beer and they’re all cheering for us. more than the other floats even

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commiechekov

bombing this float

You can kill a revolutionary but you can never kill the revolution

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c3po

fuck rick and morty

piss in a porty

die before fourty

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hustlerose

oppressed for being horny 

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roadjunk

idk why people hate hamilton this fuckin slaps

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parmaviolent

OP can’t spell forty but go off I guess

i can spell kill yourself

i was learning how to spell kill yourself

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