jammer lammies….. they are the absolute sapphic rarepair i need MORE lammy and katy truthers in my life

I’m obsessed with this man

preview of my new movie where two fish become one fish and then get scared by baby

Biology fun fact! This PC has actually evolved camouflage against gamers, their primary predators! Gamers' vision is primarily based on bright colored LEDs, so without RGB lighting, this PC is effectively invisible! Nature is incredible :)

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

It’s you who’s out, Gobby

OUT OF YOUR MIND

they did it. they really did it

the current thing trad losers are losing their minds over is one singular dude on reddit that refurbished and hand painted a grandfather clock and they keep saying the guy “ruined its value” or “threw thousands out the window by vandalizing a precious heirloom” and let me just say as someone densely familiar with the world of antiques, there’s a 99% chance that this clock was a mass produced reproduction and there’s a 100% chance that clock is not as valuable as ppl think it is. when people hear the word ‘grandfather clock’ they’re always gonna assume you’re talking about something that was handmade in a woodshop by a jolly old man when rlly repros take up a waaay bigger slice of the market far more than any handcrafted items. and besides people will repaint or redecorate these ‘oh so sacred handcrafted items’ every day there’s a huge market for them. it’s the same reason why people like long furbies or dolls that have been customized to have like gore mouths or something. this is literally like watching a bunch of pretentious farts make a mountain out of a molehill. also the clock is kinda cool if I’m being honest

this is what’s got them so mad. like the dude didn’t destroy it or anything, just made it more interesting to look at. when I see this I don’t go “this man is a danger to society because he RUINED a precious antique” i just think to myself “huh that’s actually some very impressive work with patterns, getting all those intricate geometric shapes done with just paint must’ve been hard work and it looks cool and the colors really pop” but idk maybe that’s just because I’m not completely deranged

more clock pictures from the original post:

and the plain wood surface before painting:

This is all work that can be stripped if anyone wants to restore it to its original state in the future (I mean, why would you but ok), and the fact that they restored it, including putting hands on it and getting it to work, obviously, has far greater value than preserving the original wood finish of what looks like an 80s repro of a Victorian aesthetic.

the same guy also made this which looks to be an actual Old Thing but still cannot be called anything but an unambiguous improvement, and also holy shit it fucks severely

Do people realize just how much shit we have made. Everything is going to be an "antique" some day. We've got millions of tons of furniture like this clogging landfills, even. Everything can't be a priceless heirloom.

I'm launching my webcomic!!

It's called Sky Sea Saga! It's something I've been cooking in the background for quite a while now, and I'm finally launching it today!

You can read it from the first page HERE

I've posted the first five pages today, and will post one page a week on Fridays from here! I hope you enjoy it!

SLARPG is one of my new favorite games of all time and I haven't even played a ton of it yet. But like. This is the first fucking game I've ever played where it's like. Holy shit. The main character is me! I am like her, I can relate to her! Melody's a little shy and goofy like me! She got a little tummy like me! She's kinda awkward like me! She talks like me! She's TRANS like me! Like this is exactly why representation is so important! I kinda wanna cry a little. I feel seen. It's nice.

Kid reported his father missing

Police torture him into making him confess to killing his father

Father is alive and well

This whole thing is unspeakably cruel but here's some highlights

And then he had to GPS locate his fucking dog.

Oh yeah. Also,

FLYIN’ TO YOUR HEART