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i'm victoria and my blog will make you feel better but not much
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pizza tier lists & reviews

last night when i was like “pineapple pizza” is good, @deploybits​ sent me at least 10 pizzas that she said were better than pineapple pizza

this is flat-out false, and in the interest of full disclosure, these pizzas are to be ranked accordingly.

pre-emptive content warning: some of these are kinda gross.

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lets give it up for pretentious bitches i love snobs who try to keep intellectualism alive gooooooo assholes

"are you serious" look like it or not annoying assholes are a vital part of the "weird art" ecosystem and without them everyone would talk about iron man dying as the modern last supper. we need these bitches

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diosmaden

do you know what time it is!?! it's time to read my comic babey!!!!

Tempest—a wanted pirate with no ship and no attachments—spends her time dancing around the gallows and making a mockery of the law. She takes and does as she pleases, consequences be damned. But that might all change when she saves Callisto's life.

Heart of the Storm is a high fantasy romance set in the world of Diosmaden—a world where demons and elves are as common as humans, where dangerous beasts lurk deep within the woods and the oceans, and there's no such thing as horses.

You can purchase chapter 1 as a PDF or read along one page a week for free on ComicFury! First page is out on Friday, the PDF is out now!

Patrons will also be getting one page every day until this Friday so they'll be 3 pages ahead, as well as getting timelapses of the pages :)

Thank you all for being so patient with me over the years as I've gotten this together, I hope you'll enjoy reading it!! MWAH!!!

The reviews are in !!

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i dont know what it is about hades that makes people so horny. like. i feel like fundamentally, every single post i see about hades says nothing or very little about the game itself, it's just drooling awooga "please step on me mommy"/"i need that twink obliterated" posting but then i look at the designs the poster is drooling over and its like. i dont know. theyre pretty good, i like basically every design ive seen from hades and hades 2, i've liked the art in supergiant games basically forever, i just like. i dont get it

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diosmaden

do you know what time it is!?! it's time to read my comic babey!!!!

Tempest—a wanted pirate with no ship and no attachments—spends her time dancing around the gallows and making a mockery of the law. She takes and does as she pleases, consequences be damned. But that might all change when she saves Callisto's life.

Heart of the Storm is a high fantasy romance set in the world of Diosmaden—a world where demons and elves are as common as humans, where dangerous beasts lurk deep within the woods and the oceans, and there's no such thing as horses.

You can purchase chapter 1 as a PDF or read along one page a week for free on ComicFury! First page is out on Friday, the PDF is out now!

Patrons will also be getting one page every day until this Friday so they'll be 3 pages ahead, as well as getting timelapses of the pages :)

Thank you all for being so patient with me over the years as I've gotten this together, I hope you'll enjoy reading it!! MWAH!!!

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i keep getting recommended videos about how minecraft isn't fun anymore and it's mojangs fault. i think its such a fascinating phenomenon because i think at least 70% of that comes down to anything getting a little stale when it's all you do for years and years. of course you're going to not feel like something is as fun as it used to be, you started playing minecraft when you were 11 and you are 23 now with a job. things change and you are experiencing it.

my favourite tidbit about this issue is that 9 times out of 10 the person making the video isn't even playing the way the developers intended, and are instead constantly farming and minmaxing their way to the end instead of sitting down to have fun. "if they just took away this exploit and that exploit", they say, forgetting they can just not use those exploits...

the biggest "problem" with minecraft is that you have to make your own fun, and i think some of (not all, definitely not all) these people have forgotten how to do that.

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5c0l0p3ndr4

"if they just removed iron farms it'd be fun again!!!!!!"

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molsno

people need to stop treating the "paraphilia" as a valid concept. in order for it to be a legitimate concept, you must presuppose that there is a natural, typical expression of sexual desire that paraphilias stand against in contrast. this presupposition completely ignores that what are considered "normal" expressions of sexual desire are entirely socially defined and violently enforced as part of the patriarchy. for example, the only reason that attraction to fat people is considered a paraphilia is because fatphobia dehumanizes fat people (especially fat women), thus making attraction to them taboo and worthy of ridicule. attraction to skinny people, on the other hand, is not considered a paraphilia because that's what the patriarchy has decided is "normal". stop giving credence to the patriarchy by accepting the pathologization of "deviant" sexuality at face value.

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orcboxer

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

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if you see me be incorrect about disco elysium its because despite seeding it to a ratio of 100:1 on peer-to-peer file transfer services i have not played it and will probably not play it

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