I was promised a stupid and cheesy show, no-one said anything an intro that slaps this hard!

This bangs so hard and I'm not going to pretend it doesn't. I'm already hooked from this intro alone.

Ooooooh you want to watch this show. You want to watch this show so bad. I put every episode in a handy google drive for you it's so easy for you to watch the show, just click the link. Do it. Do it. You know you want to

Old Man Gene Hunt headcanons (for a "Alex returns to 2008 post-series 2 and meets a 74 year old Gene" AU that I may or may not do something with one day):

(Under a cut because this got long and I might as well have just written a fic)

"I'm Gene Hunt and I can say whatever the fuck I want."

- Philip Glenister, 2023

My favourite obvious in hindsight foreshadowing in Ashes to Ashes is how right in the first episode, Alex wonders why she isn't hearing people speaking to her in the real world like Sam did. On first watch you think it's because their coma worlds work differently, but on rewatch. Sam was more lucid and more connected to the real world than Alex was because he was only in a coma and could wake up. Alex was never going to wake up. Alex was already dying.

Thinking about... Kissing that old man.

Loving and cherishing that old man.

Tenderly stroking that old man's hair.

Resting my head on that old man's chest.

But yes fucking him also.

I'm obsessed with them.

wait do people actually do this

personally i kinda of enjoy it even though i dont use they/them because it kinda implies someone has looked at me and assumed i'm not cis lol. and at least in my social circle it's more polite to go with they/them if you aren't sure

please reblog for sample size :] its research

This is fine!

The solution is obvious.

More hard drives.

Finished my fanvid! Haven't edited anything non-shitposty in FOREVER so be nice.

(The general idea is that it's about the inherent eroticism of falling in love with your own guardian angel. Or something.)

Max Debryn smoking in Sway