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"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

What. What. What. What.

im gonna pop some.tag

it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore

The freak autistic girl who rambles about her interests and has 30 billion weird kinks does exist btw, it's just that she's usually also a little fat so nobody wants to hear it.

forever remembering that one post that was like "the nerd girls you wanna date exist theyre just fat and/or trans and you gotta accept that"

[Prints!]

(ID in alt and under cut)

method acting

#this poor cat was thrown into it's very own survival horror game#it woke up and everyone was gone#a strange person she's never met before was hunting her down at random hours every day#invading her home with still no sign of her family anywhere#of Course she has the world weary stare of a horror protagonist (via @fnafmybeloved)

Fat people can be elegant and gothic and scary in a hot way and mysterious and tragically beautiful. These aesthetics aren't locked to a particular body type.

these were supposed to look like photographs but i gave up with the frames 👍

this is canon to me

Rip Zer0, you would’ve loved haiku bot.

I’ve tried drawing them so many times but this is the first time I’m happy with it. And I’m still using and abusing the flipnote pens.

Lines only version under the cut.

play fighting is so fucking hot, oh no I got pinned down by you on the bed we better not fuck or anything that would be crazy

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

I've started a charity to raise money for confused or exasperated cowboys. Please consider donating to the What In Foundation

i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing